jane x thompson

[jane ridley]

Janie she'd never expect it in a million years. also would be lots of soft surfaces, plenty to fuck on.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Are you inviting yourself over already? Presumptuous.

[jane ridley]

Janie what if i bring a housewarming gift? have the welcome the neighbors properly and all.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Is the housewarming gift you in a trench coat and nothing else?

[jane ridley]

Janie can't forget the super fresh wax.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson OK you're invited.

[jane ridley]

Janie i'll bring a devil's food cake too and you can lick it off me on the counter.

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Jane Ridley, the woman that you are.

[jane ridley]

Janie just a very, very friendly neighbor. you still going to try to hold out after we secure out neighboring apartments?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson Only if you keep denying my marriage proposals.

[jane ridley]

Janie does the ring get bigger the more i decline?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson The inverse, but it's starting huge so you have some wiggle room.

[jane ridley]

Janie a progressively smaller ring and no sex, where the fuck is the fun in this for me?

[thompson weathers]

Thompson There is none, which is why you should just say yes now and save us both the misery.

[jane ridley]

Janie You know, I'll wait for the first ring to see where I'm starting. I can always just masturbate right next to you.