; immoral tales

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y well obviously we're celebrating your birthday. i wasn't excited for it until now.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom It's a stupid number and I can feel my life force slipping away, I must expedite my pursuit of immortality. I've lived such an exciting life my organs are probably twice my age.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y it is really starting to show. we'll get you some korean skincare in japan, they are crazy for it over there.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Remind me to look into some novel and experimental procedures. Do I actually look old and are my eyebrows uneven?? Seriously.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y no, you'll look like linda evangelista. you do when you're hungover, which suggests your skin is dehydrated. how many steps are in your current skincare routine? you know your skin is supposed to be damp when you put moisturiser on, yes?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Kitty I'm not an idiot, I've worshipped at the altar of dermatology since I was a teenager. Maybe I should let my hair grow out again, that gave me a boyish look. You seemed to like it back then.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y i did like it. i think you looked your best ever the summer before you went to college.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Will you keep growing yours out forever? And will you choke me with it?

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y no there's a limit, i don't want to give off mennonite vibes. will choke you with it though, it's strong enough. if you ever want to hang yourself i'll cut it so you can make a noose.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom That's just where my mind went. 🖤 I'm almost to you. I come bearing gifts.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y they had better be good.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Be naked when I arrive.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y now now, no spoilers.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Just a little taste baby. I can spoil you without spoiling my appetite.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y you'll get what you're given. see you soon.