McALLISTER, Cillian E.

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cillian edmund mcallister ,

full name:  Cillian Edmund McAllister
nicknames: Cill
age: Twenty-four
birthday: January 23rd
education: UCLA - journalism major
occupation: Host of late night talk show Late Night with Cillian McAllister 
marital status: Single
current city: London, England
hometown: London, England

parents: Alastor Benson & Beverly McAllister
siblings: Birdie Benson
other: N/A

20 Days of Dating and One Big Asshole
From: Grace Keller <[e-mail]>
To: Cillian McAllister <[e-mail]>

You're such a dick, I despise you on so many levels. You're such a fucking douche, where do you get off? Talking the entire time about how neurotic and complicated Atlas is without realizing you're the hopelessly messed up one? When I first began reading 20 Days of Dating, you were insufferable. Reading your side of the blog was like banging my head against a wall, you are literally as dumb as a rock. Halfway through, you changed my mind. I was routing for the two of you, for a total of five posts you were adorable, and a half a gentlemen. Then one post, YOU TRADED YOU GIRLFRIEND FOR A JOB OFFER. Where the hell do you get off? And by the way, your tv show's horrible. And you're eyebrows are massive, you need a good waxing. You're not even human, you can't be.

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When I see / hear about people like Cillian, I always think... may be their parents didn't sit them down, look them in the eye, take a deep meaningful breath, and then hit them in the mouth hard enough. I mean like so hard they heard a considerable amount of ringing - for a prolonged time. People like Cillian, from my experience, have parents that told them how wonderful, and special they were all the time... not like my horrific monster family that could only tell us how spectacularly we failed at everything we did, and how we were embarrassments.Atlas on the other hand sounds like someone who is always trying to rationalize and ground what ever is going on to make it more digestible for her. I assume she was most likely an older sibling with parents who weren't really there for her, for whatever reason. I was really hoping that she would just up and kill him - one quick jab to the neck. - dogmaticequation

My heart would be broken. Poor Atlas. - abigalfrillywho

Awww, so sad to hear it didn't work out. I was really hoping ):
Hahahahaha jk, those two are both the worst. - seabird321

That blog is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in their stupid, rambling, incoherent blog were they even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone is now dumber for having read it. I award them no points, and may God have mercy on their souls. - lordavemercy

TEAM CILLIAN. I would give up a relationship for my dream job, you'd be insane not to. Plus, I don't might spending my nights watching his handsome face, u g h - maggiemayhem


^ How I feel about Cillian McAllister right now. Barf, what a d-bag. - coffeeandcigarettes

CIARA, LONDON, GEORGIE