KNIGHT, Dasia-Mae C.

[dasia mae knight]

dasia-mae catalina knight ,

full name: Dasia-Mae Catalina Knight.
nicknames: Das, D.
age: 23.
birthday: 20th October.
education: NYU graduate, in Philosophy.
occupation: Escort/Columnist.
marital status: Single.
current city: New York, NY.
hometown: London, UK.

parents: Daniel Joyce, investment banker, estranged | Cassandra Knight, feminist critic.
siblings: Oliver Joyce, half-brother.
other: n/a.

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must
be careful about what we pretend to be."

^{My name's Dasia Mae Catalina Knight, I'm still not over Chateauneuf du Pape,
I tend to prefer endings to beginnings, and I spend altogether too much
time wondering what it would be like to be James Dean.}





THE ANATOMY OF ME.

1. Naked Cowboy oysters.
2. Long-haul flights.
3. Money, particularly when it's easy.
4. The thrill of debate.
5. The smell of nicotine on a man's fingers.
6. Tom Ford's Noir.
7. MAC Russian Red matte lipstick.
8. A good dose of retail therapy.
9. Getting to crack open a new book.
10. Everything Donna Tartt touches.

1. Excessive make-up.
2. Pilates bitches.
3. Comments about my weight.
4. The concept of sincere dates.
5. Tautological arguments, arguments that are circular by way of being synonymous.
6. People who don't get irony.
7. The bouncer mentality.
8. Having the door held open for me.
9. Baseless accusations of misandry, or of being "a feminazi".
10. Oversweetened cocktails. All bartenders should know a basic sour.

LEX, NEW YORK, MATHILDA B.