guthrie, simon jason

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FULL NAME: simon jason guthrie
NICKNAMES: n/a
AGE: twenty-five. 
BIRTHDAY: 06-06-1988
CURRENT CITY: chicago, il. 
HOMETOWN: chicago, il. 
EDUCATION: high school diploma
OCCUPATION: unemployed

FACEBOOK NAME: simon guthrie
TWITTER HANDLE: n/a
INSTAGRAM: sguthrie
TUMBLR URL: n/a

COUNTOWN:

5 things I don't feel guilty about

• Cheating.
• Re-enlisting. 
• Lily. 
• Fighting.
• Smoking.

4 things I feel guilty about

• Not helping more.
• Drinking.
• Snorting shit. 
• Not feeling more guilty. 

3 people on my recently called list

• Lola. 
• Maegan. 
• Charlie.

2 realities I fear most

• Not getting medical shit sorted
• STD's. 

1 solace

• Drinking. 

LOVE SEASONAL:

the best sex you've ever had |OR| your most cringe worthy sexual experience   
   Best sex? Shit, I'd have to go with that girl in Germany. I was stationed there for a few months and we had a routine going for most of that time. She was good in bed, knew when the right time to leave was, didn't bother offering me her number, was perfectly content about me hitting on other women around her. She acted as a pretty fucking amazing wing-woman for awhile. 

the most desperate thing you've done for love
    Nothing? I got divorced so I could get engaged to the last girl I was seriously involved with. She ended up dumping me on my ass. I think she couldn't handle the whole military deployment thing. I wouldn't call what I had with her love, though. It was mostly lust. I was in lust with her and was so ready to marry her so no one else could get in her pants. I'm not a romantic though so that was about as far as it went.

one love or many loves?
     Many. Monogamy is great if you can make it work, but it's usually too difficult to maintain in the true sense. Everyone's eyes wander, they just don't want to admit it. 

an occasion where you've given/received flowers
     I sent Hailea flowers, but I'm pretty sure I saw them in the garbage. So ungrateful. 



FAMILY
PARENTS: James Guthrie, deceased; Amelia Wallace, chef; Anthony Wallace, restaurant owner. 
SIBLINGS: _______ Wallace, half-sister.
OTHERS: n/a



A short in-character paragraph describing your character's relationship with their family. Be as creative as you live.



LONG ANSWER:

If I was arrested for a crime I didn't commit, I would bring my CO down to the courthouse with a case of my ribbons and medals and say "Look here, if I was going to commit this crime, with all the certifications I have and the training I've gone through, don't you think it would have been a little more difficult to catch me?" Then again, I'm sure that's the same excuse most soldiers who commit crimes give so then my ass would be hauled down to the brig and I'd suffer the long and drawn out shit of a military trail. Eventually I'd be let off with a slap on the wrist and be told what to say to the public. Maybe a few weeks time in the slammer, if I look really guilty, but I'd probably get off because I'm really not a stupid fuck.

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ALIAS: rae
AGE: 22
PLAY-BY: theo james
MEMBER GROUP: chicago
INSPIRATION: people.