SCOTT, Jason J

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full name Jason Joseph McGuiness Scott date of birth 12.08.91 home town Los Angeles, California current city NYC, NY education none occupation pro-surfer ________________________________________ IN 2008 I literally was Next Door to the Nathans, right in Holmby Hills, with my 'rents. Shit, our home was worth about 90 mill, give or take. The Scott's? 30 million more. And the extra fucking digits made a difference. Being eight when we moved in, I can remember looking down into their backyard. That infinity pool looked bluer, I could swear Capri Sun was bubbling from the bigger-than-ours water fountain, even the house staff looked more impressive than ours. I wasn't really jealous, I was more curious, and it was that curiosity that caused me to drive a baseball through their whiter, more genuine French doors. And poor mom, the look on her face when I proudly told her what I'd done. She grabbed my arm, and a bouquet of flowers, and dragged me next door.. to the Nathans. Annie answered the door, I can remember because even at six her shade was a fucking ten, the way she looked at us, gave a bit of a half smile before flipping her long ass hair and calling her parents. Naomi wasn't even pissed, she just laughed, "boys will be boys!" And before I knew it I was in that blue pool, enduring weekly barbecues, pulling the girls' hair. Our parents were best fucking friends. My dad and hers got on, they'd go golfing on constant. Mom and Naomi would go to the spa. Like fuck, we'd even go on vacations together. These people were an extension of my family, like an Aunt and Uncle since both my parents were only children. And like our parents relationships grew, so did Annie's and mine. I think I was at hers most evenings, innocently watching television at the age of twelve, to fucking in her room at fifteen. I think I stole a lot of firsts. First fuck, first boyfriend, gave her her first joint. Thought I was tough shit. Then my parents died. I was seventeen, and they were driving home from dinner. They were at the intersection before our road, some drunk ran a red light. Our Bentley rolled, exploded. Boom, bacon. I think that's the only time in my life I've ever felt naive. Even as a kid, I'd walk around with this 'fuck you, I know all about it' kind of attitude. But my mom and dad died, and it shook me, like sand slipping from my fingers, it left me fucked. Naomi and Yani took custody, and I pretty much moved in the night of. Looking homeless, with fucking Ghostbusters pajamas and a backpack full of useless shit. They made me take their lastname, I never knew why.. god, they're honestly a bit fucking weird. Maybe it was just to brand me. They were decent enough, but it quickly put a stop to Annie and I's obvious relationship. Had to coat it with sibling love. It was a shift from next door, to within the door. ASP RANKING #10 CAREER WINNINGS: $1,011,250 ASP WORLD TOUR WINS 2013 | Billabong Pro | Rio De Janeiro | Brazil 2013 | Oakley Pro | Keramas, Bali | Indonesia 2012 | Billabong Pro | North Shore (Oahu) | Hawaii 2011 | Billabong Pro | Jeffrey's Bay | South Africa UPCOMING EVENTS June 01-13 | Figi Pro | Namotu, Tavarua, Fiji July 10-21 | Jay Bay Open | Kouga, Eastern Cape, South Africa August 15-26 | Billabong Pro | Taiarapu, Tahiti, French Polynesia September 09-20 | Hurley Pro | San Clemente, California, USA September 25-October 6 | Quiksilver Pro | Landes, South West, France Oct 12-23 | Moche Rip Curl Pro | Peniche, Portugal Dec 08-20 | Billabong Pipe Masters | Haleiwa, Hawaii, USA NY 4 a tym. reply - retweet - favorite fluff marshmellow creme 1 litre mountain dew 6 slices leftover meat lovers pizza two can dine china garden special rocky road ice cream party mix 6 bottles of shitty beer ________________________________________ your name ciara play-by alex libby your most recent work