. make believe

[cora wolfe]

CORA Your NY doorman just hit on me.

[aisha van buren]

aisha He must have mistaken you for me x

[cora wolfe]

CORA I mean, I did fuck up and put on a lip plumper today instead of gloss. That shit burns. He's cute when he has to work to lift all your packages. No idea what you ordered that's 40 pounds though.

[aisha van buren]

aisha Honestly I forget, Net-A-Porter reopening has really derailed my spending habits. You’re an angel for checking in though, I keep getting nightmares that it’s been broken into.

[cora wolfe]

CORA I'm gonna try it all on and you can see what you hate. It's a Giambattista Valli coffee table book, btw. Unnecessary, but it does look nice with your little setup. All's well - I'm sick of my mom's place here, this gives me a nice change of scenery anyway. And hot doormen. Athena's average 85 years old, it's disheartening! How's LA?

[aisha van buren]

aisha God ily, can you just take Tate’s room and live with me forever? In LA and NY, he’s still in Ithaca so you snooze you lose. I know, the old one retired and we got Tony instead 💕 Can’t you come out to LA though? It’s so much nicer this time of year. Daisy is losing it, she doesn’t want to do anything without the cameras rolling and I’m so bored.

[cora wolfe]

CORA I thought he was still with you! I can't keep track/waiting for him to move in with Rosie, tbh. I actually let my NY place go last month, so in the market here if you're serious. LA I like my house too much sry. 💕 What a babe, I want him to exclusively bring me my Postmates from now on!! I'm pitching something out there right now, so could be back soon. Have to finish a project here and struggle through a dinner with my mom's current boyfriend - will probably book a red eye that night super wine drunk.

[aisha van buren]

aisha He can't move in with her, not for real. No, he went to dad's, I went to mom's because I couldn't fucking stand to be around Vegas. Are you serious? Yes, of course! Take it!! I'm texting Tate right now telling him to collect his stuff. That can be arranged, just move in! He's going to be so excited. Ugh, work, no work talk. Oh what's he like? Has Athena had another peel? Her skin looks off the charts.

[cora wolfe]

CORA She also has a screaming baby, so. Makes sense. Perf - I'll tell him he's out, he'll get all his stuff, and suddenly he'll have a 5 bedroom house in North Carolina. Calling it!! We'll be his fave unit, can't wait to get him holiday gifts. He's weird. Works in tech, leans very heavily into that space. Aka he has limited social skills but loves spending money on crazy things. My mother's dream. Her derm office finally opened back up this week, she's been there 3 times now. Want the info for her LA counterpart? Complete godsend.

[aisha van buren]

aisha She's going to take half his money, I guarantee it. Both Vegas and Rosie. Sounds suitable. Please, and I want to see her too, I miss her!! Can she move in with us? I feel like she's a natural third option.

[cora wolfe]

CORA That's what lawyers are for, sweetie. Also, Jeff Bezos lost half his fortune and I think he's fine. My mom? I'd rather pull all my hair out. Fun aunt is only fun for so long!! I want Sadie to come here but she'll be in medical school for 85 years.

[aisha van buren]

aisha Tate isn't Bezos rich. Come on, she loves a Wine Wednesday and we can compare boyfriend notes! God, so sensible. Charlotte vibes.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Lawyers, then. I'm not worried for him! She's never seemed the type! I'd rather not hear my mother discuss her sex life, I hear enough of it to begin with! You and I can compare boy notes, like how I keep sending Nate dumb messages when I'm drunk. Years later, I'm a total star. Charlotte if she could down a 40.

[aisha van buren]

aisha They seldom do. Like how people think I'm a golddigger and it's like... I am so much better off than my boyfriend? At least she hasn't put it all on Bravo. Yet. Cora, no, ew, gross. We don't do that. You're right, I'm so sorry Sadie, she's better than that.

[cora wolfe]

CORA To the basic stalker fan, fame far outweighs a family trust. Speaking of, how is the guy? She has her own tab on the homepage of Daily Mail. Bravo pails in comparison! Well, I currently do. Thank god the season's almost over, I've hate watched so many games. The distant cousin we rarely ask for! Sadie doesn't need positive influencers, she's too pure on her own.