. make believe

[aisha van buren]

aisha You can have Taylor? Angel. It's okay, I've been ordering here too, I like the ordering more than the actual wearing. Just put his stuff in trash bags, we can get Tony to find somewhere for us to store it.

[cora wolfe]

CORA He's still around? Love you, but the ties between that band and this family really just run too deep. Kenny'd inevitably get pissed at me for that one anyway, even with her very small ground to stand on. Ooh, seducing Tony in the building storage room. Now there's a romance for the ages.

[aisha van buren]

aisha I lost sympathy for Kendra when she got with Zac, she really brought that upon herself. She lost her claim the second she did that. Ooh can you start doing some designs for the apartment? Let's do a complete rehaul, Tony can do the DIY.

[cora wolfe]

CORA I literally don't see what everyone sees in that man, lol. A walking time bomb. Maybe he's the 100% good fuck on a first draw? But of course, I'll have Charlie render something up for us, she's so bored. Can I wallpaper our bathrooms? I'll do it anyway but being nice in asking.

[cora wolfe]

CORA I'd rather my fixer-upper be a literal home!! We can't save them all. Sure you don't want to come to NY? I'll force Tate to come back as incentive! Solo.

[aisha van buren]

aisha I'd rather everything be fixed for me. You know, that would be nice. I've really missed you guys.

[cora wolfe]

CORA That's what I'm for! The decor and hype girl part though. Any hard labor I prefer men who get hot and have to take off their shirts. Bonus points for 8 packs. Come!! I'm sure someone's got a plane open. I'll text Tate, we can at least do a weekend or something. The outdoor dining situation here is kinda chic too.

[aisha van buren]

aisha Let's set you up with someone. You fix my apartment, I fix your love life. What's your shopping list? What's a must, what's-a-nice-to-have? I'll fly private if I have to. Promise the city isn't a cesspit?

[cora wolfe]

CORA Alright fine, I'm intrigued. Must: Not a blonde, understanding of wealth or at least open to the conversation and not resentful, can laugh at themselves, 5'11 minimum, low judgment level, has a job, wouldn't hit on either of our moms? Nice to Have: can mix a mean drink, isn't afraid to dance, close with his whole fam, his job is actually a legit job, isn't super dependent on me to lead conversation, will drag my ass to the gym more, cheeky smile. Anything else? You should!! And promise, promise, even less people around to be annoyed with. I have cute masks, we can just day drink at the cafe across the street from your place and have a tiny house party. There's no reason to do anything, it's all kinds of wonderful.

[aisha van buren]

aisha Do blondes feel incestuous? Ok so must have wealth, anyone who doesn't is resentful no matter what they say. What's a legit job? Otherwise I can deal with all of these except the mom one, if they're into us they'll be open to our moms, Joe is the only exception to this rule. But LA is so open and outdoorsy and nice. * Our place. Why don't you just come here?

[cora wolfe]

CORA Yes, also have just never been my type. And basically anything that isn't a 'creative director' or 'influencer'. Basically they have to understand I take conference calls during the work week and sometimes really have shit to do! And fine, as long as they don't actively hit on them in front of us. Repeatedly. Accidentally is fine, 6 times in is too deep. You mean Joe doesn't think Daisy's hot? Weird. *Our place. An easier ask to get Tate here, but I'll swing for the fences for ya X

[aisha van buren]

aisha How about a builder? Would do wonders with your line of work, what a dream team. Ugh sounds stressful, maybe you should quit. He's got real issues with her that I can't get to the root of, it pisses me off. Okay fine, I'll come, only to get away from my mom. We've spent far too much time together.

[cora wolfe]

CORA I'd dig a successful contractor. Or architects can be psycho but attractive - I can manage that head fuck for a while. Nah, it's low maintenance and I like it. It's fun with Charlie, we bear it together! Just dislike right off the back? How weird, she can be so obscenely nice to people. Ahhh I already asked him!! Hold for response. We can always go to mine there anyway.

[aisha van buren]

aisha Lots of options, let me get to work. If you say so. Would you give it up if you got married and had kids? I know. I think he finds it easier to blame my brattiness on my parents and not me. Let's wait and see. Excited to see you x

[cora wolfe]

CORA I don’t know, have to get to that point first. Can be a nice excuse to just like, get away too! Sorry baby, gotta work ~ Regardless, you’re never rude to the parents! K he’s coming to NY, I can only drag him so far from Rosie. Get your ass on a plane, come smother me in love <33