. make believe

[cora wolfe]

CORA Pleased you finally came around. We have to hold true to the red flag when he doesn't get on with your friends! Or fam. Remember when he was such a dick to me about getting backstage at MSG? Why do you say that?

[aisha van buren]

aisha He didn't realize you were my cousin as well as my friend, you should have seen his face when my dad came back and hugged you like his own. What an asshole. Small dick too, exes are exes for a reason C. It doesn't matter. Are you on any apps?

[cora wolfe]

CORA Self obsession, really got to him. We look creepily alike, it's truly not a hard jump to make! Yeah yeah, bigger plans and whatnot. It does matter, come on now. Raya. I hate it?

[aisha van buren]

aisha I know but hot girls attract hot girl friends. Are you really upset about it? Haha, of course you're on Raya. Try one of the normie ones, they'll worship you like a goddess.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Isn't it funny how instinctually, at like a core level, attractive people just attract hot friends? I don't have a right to be, really! Bumble it is! I can't wait to hit people with cheesy first lines. Wish you were here to swipe with me Xx

[aisha van buren]

aisha I think ugly people are intimidated and it makes them unlikable. Correct, you don't. But are you? You'll get reported for using fake pictures, I guarantee it.

[cora wolfe]

CORA If only they know our confidence levels really just run the gamut. Not really upset. I feel more guilty, if I had to place it. Ugh. Getting verified is exhausting.

[aisha van buren]

aisha Speak for yourself. Why? I hate to break it to you, but I think he's doing okay. Life is a series of struggles.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Okkkkkkk! Stories for another day. Thank god for therapy and thoroughly stocked bars. Have anything good here?

[aisha van buren]

aisha No, today. Tell me! There will be some Patron in the bar, help yourself. Unless Tate cleared it out, which he does.

[cora wolfe]

CORA You won't talk about Joe, I'm zipping my lips! Ugh, there's like one shot left. And there's lipstick on the rim. Gross. Ordering a restock now! Think your hot doorman likes a dirty martini?

[aisha van buren]

aisha There's nothing to tell about Joe! He's Joe. Tacky, I'm sure whoever that was just did it for the gram and backwashed that shot back in there. No, let me. I'll get a full restock delivered to you now, you stay right there. Only one way to find out, and he's our hot doorman now.

[cora wolfe]

CORA You're over him, you love him, you don't want to see him, he doesn't like you. I got whiplash in the short span of this conversation. Double ew, glad I didn't just swig this!!!! God, total flutter in my heart! Should Tate just stay? It'll be like our old slumber parties all the time, we can braid his hair again and he can pretend to smuggle us booze.

[aisha van buren]

aisha All of those things are true but I still love him so it's fine. That's all. I bet it's all warm and watery... maybe, only if we don't allow anyone any plus ones. Blondes only.

[cora wolfe]

CORA Love shouldn't be a reason to be miserable. Very pot, kettle of me, but regardless. Don't make me vomit back into it. You'll have to come around to her one day, you know!