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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 19:01:22 GMT
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You’ve been pretty unlucky, huh? What’s your most successful hookup story? Hit me with the sluttiest one possible.
Honestly coke dick is the bane of my life. It’s a regular issue.
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Post by madelyn holt on Oct 27, 2020 19:45:21 GMT
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Hmm... maybe when I hooked up with this guy I was kind of into, and then fucked his good friend not 2 hours later? The second was really sloppy, we were behind this greenhouse on the property we all rented or something. Feel like they have to have put that one together by now.
Ah, also the worst for girls who do all that work thinking they can get it up.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 21:28:26 GMT
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Madelyn Holt! I am shocked! You didn't even fess up to either?!
I just tell them not to bother these days. Spares some feelings.
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Post by madelyn holt on Oct 27, 2020 21:43:41 GMT
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Not a word, I ran for the outdoor shower and claimed I got shoved in the pool. Now I need yours, hit me with your worst.
Ah. Feelings are overrated anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 22:06:22 GMT
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I'm a lot more prudish than you think. I was in a relationship with Kate for years, my best years probably, so it was all very tame. Sorry to disappoint! Think I might try to hook up with my ex on a boat, does that count?
Truth!
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Post by madelyn holt on Oct 27, 2020 22:15:55 GMT
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Aww, that's sweet though. I was clearly a college terror.
Mmm depends if this ex is Kate or this ex is me.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 22:19:18 GMT
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It's boring though, that's what your college years are for.
The latter, I'm definitely not Kate's preferred Cohen.
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Post by madelyn holt on Oct 27, 2020 22:26:11 GMT
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We can flip on the boat if you want. Pretend you're in college, I'll be your boring other half.
I'll count it though, for the record. After Penny you'll always be my favorite Cohen.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 22:38:17 GMT
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No no, you have to be wild too.
Oh Penny, I hope you never encouraged her into any slutty escapades. She's an innocent.
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Post by madelyn holt on Oct 27, 2020 22:46:00 GMT
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Just feed me a tequila shot every morning, I'll ride that perfect medium wave.
Girls never kiss and tell! Unless we're on reality television!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 22:47:40 GMT
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God, I can't wait.
Ok, ok, ok, forget I asked!
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Post by madelyn holt on Oct 27, 2020 22:52:05 GMT
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Same. I've missed you!
I'm kidding. Though full disclosure, she did think one of our old producers was hot.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 22:58:15 GMT
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It's been way too long. I never miss anyone, feels weird to.
:(
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Post by madelyn holt on Oct 27, 2020 23:02:45 GMT
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How so?
It was the man bun.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2020 23:05:45 GMT
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Just unusual. Usually I think about people I know and the thought of having to hang out with them makes me feel low level dread.
I will never understand women.
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