. rambling man

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EZRA Who calls? But right back at you, so long as it's from a number in my contacts. Unknown ones unnerve me. I feel so sad for you, pineapple is a god tier food.

[madelyn holt]

MADS Facetime, then. That's all people do in New York and I'm waiting for the day when I see someone get run over by a taxi. Oh I know it tastes good, but then my tongue goes numb. So. Can only be so worth it?

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EZRA There's got to be some videos on liveleak. What about the juice? What about pineapple flavored candy?

[madelyn holt]

MADS Would be more thrilling in person. I'd take a Citizen app livestream, even. Artificial flavoring's fine, but it's not like that's the real deal! Juice is off-limits. It could be worse, I feel like nut allergies are way more dramatic. What did peanuts ever do to people.

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EZRA Haha, I never knew you were so goulish. Yea, my cousin is allergic to basically every nut and it made him deeply unpopular at school.

[madelyn holt]

MADS The apathy's taken over at this point of isolation. True colors! I feel like millennial baby names do just as much damage. The poor Mykinzee's and Paxley's of the world.

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EZRA A reality TV career followed by sudden isolation is not a healthy combo, imo. It's all generational, isn't it? I bet there was a time were Ezra was a painfully, embarrassingly basic name. Probs around 1000 BC.

[madelyn holt]

MADS One extreme to another. Funny how both involve lying - one to the cameras, one to yourself! I like Ezra, it’s very mysterious. Madelyn with a Y does me minimal favors.