gift of one liners

[elyse condon]

elyse When I liked my roommate I was the most jealous bitch because he was dumb about it.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R So stupid, you've got nothing to be jealous about.

[elyse condon]

elyse If you’re buttering me up for when you get back, it’s working.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Genuine observation.

[elyse condon]

elyse Thanks for saying that. Seriously.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R You've got the most insane body I've ever seen and a gorgeous face to go with it. Are you sure he isn't gay?

[elyse condon]

elyse Not gay. Just an idiot!

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Must have been.

[elyse condon]

elyse I was so not myself during that period. But I’m back and better now, thank god!

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R It's crazy how one person can make you doubt yourself.

[elyse condon]

elyse Right? And then when you’re free from the situation and see it from the outside you’re like what the fuck was I thinking.

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Just don't let it happen again. Fool me once, etc.

[elyse condon]

elyse I feel like my friends wanted to punch me for months and tell me I was pathetic. So def won’t be!

[taylor maitson]

T A Y L O R Can't imagine living with someone I felt that way about. Actually can't imagine living with anyone, it's been so long since I've had to.

[elyse condon]

elyse What’s living alone like?