. deep dive

[colton abernathy]

C O L T I'll leave you on read forever if you bring me into any stupid drama.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N What the fuck, how is this coming back on me? I'm not the one being 'too cool for school can talk to my guy friends at home just fine but god forbid my best girlfriend since birth reach out to commiserate about finals'

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Maybe she knows I'm less likely to reply so she takes what she can get. Don't make it about you.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N You asked her to text me back, dumbass. Fuck you both, honestly! Or go fuck each other, idc!

[colton abernathy]

C O L T No I didn't!

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Swear on Dunmere?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T I swear.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Would you double down if I said I had her iCloud login?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T That would be very invasive.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N That wasn't a yes.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Go ahead.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I don't really have her password, two factor authorization is such a buzzkill these days. Still. You guys are being so sneaky and for what.

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Who's being sneaky? Mira, you're always fucking overthinking everything. I don't reply in a few hours and you assume I'm playing some Jedi mind tricks, Ruby does reply and you act like it's some grand plot against you. Maybe not everything is about you, ever consider that?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Why is the group chat so dead then?

[colton abernathy]

C O L T Because you guys are busy with school, I'm busy with work? Because we have separate conversations about different things? Idk Mirren but it doesn't have to be some big conspiracy.