patrick x stassi

[stassi siminski]

STASSI i want to see you, i don't want you to see me.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Why? And don’t say because you look bad, I don’t really care.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI i look bad, i'm spacey bc i'm on high doses, you'll have to see where i am and idk, i think it'll make you realize how crazy i am.

[pat bohannon]

PAT You have to stop trying to put one of my feet out the door. You’ve seen me noncommittal, I promise you this wouldn’t make me do that.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI okay. if it doesn't mess with your work schedule and you really want to, i'd love to see you.

[pat bohannon]

PAT I do. What can I bring you?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI i would looove some cotton pads and some mike and ikes, please. will trade you for terrible crafts.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Done & done. I'll hang them on my fridge. Actually what's your worst one? It's going on top of the tree.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI you're an angel. i want that soup too. i tried to draw a reindeer from memory... it didn't go well.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Yes ma'am. Card, soup, cotton pads, mike & ike's the original ones. kombucha or nah? Fuck yeah, can't wait. Can I do a craft? I'll make you a turkey out of my handprint.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI they've got it, thank you babe 🖤 you can! omg the girls are going to be sooo excited to meet you.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Uh oh, you talking a big game about me?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI i have pictures of you in my room and they asked, so yes, i've been bragging.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Damn, I really will have to deliver when it comes to my masterpieces then. Can I ask you something?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI dw, i had their approval the second i told them how tall you are. sure, what is it?