patrick x stassi

[pat bohannon]

PAT Easiest brownie points I ever earn, being built like a tight end. Were you mad at all of us, at how we got you there?

[stassi siminski]

STASSI babe your sports references sound very different to my ears. pre medication yes, post medication no.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Did that on purpose. I feel guilty about it still. Knew it was for the best because of Maya but. Yeah.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI fwiw you do have a tight end too. 🖤 oh don’t, it’s like telling a kid santa’s real. or giving a dog a pill in cheese. the nicest kind of deception.

[pat bohannon]

PAT Thanks babe, I miss yours too. Yeah yeah I get that. Just a tough pill to swallow but if you're getting better that's the important thing.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI you're going to have to let go of all this guilt.

[pat bohannon]

PAT I'll figure it out. Just gotta give me time.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI you really don't have to do this, you know.

[pat bohannon]

PAT If I have to get over the guilt, then you have to get over assuming I’m going to drop you when things get tough, or weird.

[stassi siminski]

STASSI i just mean you can sit it out. my parents have done for years, i don't hold it against them.