; immoral tales

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Yes, she was adamant about doing drugs with me. I insisted on going out so that there were witnesses in case she OD'd again. Oh, well besides that. As you know I went to help support my beloved cousin Kendra, she’s trying to make a comeback despite her age and depressing love life. But I give the best pep talks - I assured her no one could see her enormous eyebags or sagging breasts, and her boyfriend’s new girlfriend would probably look nothing like her. We were having such fun bonding about our eyebrows and harassing American tourists that I almost forgot she’s a lunatic. I started getting very sick of her. But the day we left, I noticed we were getting along particularly well and we had such a good time on the PJ. When we landed I realized it wasn’t Kendra, it was some Italian girl. Does that make me a human trafficker??

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y you're an idiot. she hasn't got any breasts to sag dominic, that's how models work. no, ICE hasn't cared about italians since the 1930s, you've just gifted her a new life away from the slum that is milan. she can meet a brash american and start making those terrible tiktoks where americans show their italian partners' reactions to them snapping spaghetti.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom She was also incredibly horny. What if she was going to rape me, or rob me, or both? She's roaming free now, I didn't know if there was an immigrant lost-and-found to put her in. Thank you for showing me that it was a good deed and not a crime, that was soo altruistic of me.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y is it possible to rape a nymphomaniac? she'll pop up to share a kiss and tell account of events in the next couple of days, i guarantee it. did she speak english?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Come find out. Barely. I thought Kendra was just very hungover. I wonder when she'll realize I'm gone.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y sorry, still waiting for marriage after all 🤍 maybe she won't. would you sleep with a cousin?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom No, you're now waiting for October 3rd. Of course she will, she's totally dependent on me. What a disgusting question, I'm not answering that.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y can we wait until after midnight? i prefer 10/04/24 to 10/03/24. you're literally talking about fucking your sister next week, so.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Fine, even though you know I don't care for numbers. Kitty, what if you ruin me for good? What if I can never reach completion again after you bc no one else is my sister-but-not-my-sister? That's so white trash.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y it's the difference between 3 and 4, i think even you can manage that. hmmm, you're right. the risk is too high.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom 12:00:01 AM I figured you would prefer it that way, to permanently edge me. You're losing your cruelty.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y alarm set. you were too into it. if i play nice will you lose interest?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Yes, my lifetime of fantasy will suddenly careen to a halt. I'm getting this in writing, don't toy with me.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y loath as i am to say this, pussy is just pussy. i'll get a cast of mine and make you a fleshlight.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom How would you know, you've never been in one. Once I've had you I will be able to pick yours out from a blindfolded lineup.