; immoral tales

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y well duh, mine's like a vice. it might hurt you as much as me.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Bring your gag.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y maybe. first tell me about the last person you had sex with. in detail.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom A strange Italian girl on my PJ. Oh I don't remember, I met a Romanian girl last night in a club. She did unspeakable things to me in an alley. When we have children, do you think we should have an Eastern European surrogate?

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y get tested tomorrow. no, that's exploitative, we'll go with trailer trash like everyone else. or maybe your mom would do it again? that would really bring everything full circle.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I will have proof of testing, vaccination, and a recent physical just for you. Oh sure, let's forsake Nadja for Jamie Lynn. They'll need to be born in interesting places, I don't want American children. Maybe just one to alienate them from the rest.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y i will double check, don't try me. vetoing italy right now.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom What do you think those 3 days of preparation are for? Vetoing your veto. Can you imagine, Italian and Japanese kids. They’d have been so popular in the 40s. Come to think of it, it’s obvious our surrogate needs to be German.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y any requests of me? that i can get behind, so long as they aren't born there. well, maybe berlin. they'll have to speak japanese first as it's the hardest to pick up, with the added bonus that you won't have to interact with them for the first few years. how many do you want?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Your most expensive lingerie. Mascara and a bold lip, preferably something that will run and/or transfer. A surrogate from each of the minor axis powers, it’ll be fun! Are we able to manipulate genetics yet and choose sexes? Well since we have to compete with the idiots of the world who are unfortunately procreating, I say 10.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y we'll have to see what works with my dress. no cameras, btw. ugh ew, that sounds like far too much work. max 4. think you have to abort if you get the wrong gender, which i'm fine with.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Fine. Any other stipulations? Are you just ordering a vanilla experience with me? Let me source the surrogates, since I’m a human trafficker now. Ugh only four? Fine, but Roman emperor names aren’t out of the question.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y well ideally not but i don't want to reward your bad behavior. and you lost that bet, so how could i live with myself if i gifted you the prize regardless? it wouldn't be good for you in the long term, you need to learn how to win.  you can have more with other women but not via surrogate. let them become sows.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Kitty stop thinking about it so much. You got your prize, be happy with it while it's still redeemable and stop delaying the inevitable. Hm I'll have to ask Kaz for some advice on that.

[kitty smith-sato]

k i t t y fine. you can do what you want, so long as i can make it down to breakfast the next day without any obvious tells. it could be a great bonding moment for you two.