violent delights

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i men, amiright? ok don't be mad, but i'm seeing him tomorrow.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Can't take us anywhere. Stas! Why?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i he was pissed off that i bailed tonight and kept calling, he said he'd show up at the club if i didn't agree to see him beforehand so i'd rather just do it to avoid the scene.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Nice of him to care about seeing you after I saw him with his tongue down some other girl's throat. He's not welcome back here, if you need to get out. Or just text me.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i we're not exclusive, it's fine. ok patty boyyy. how about you? got any dates lined up?

[pat bohannon]

P A T It was disrespectful. Your sister, apparently.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i dating in nyc is nothing if not disrespectful! in my dreams. still mooning over that baker?

[pat bohannon]

P A T You deserve better than that, at least. You never know, Stassi baby! Yeah, though. Mill came in the other night off the clock with friends and I'd never seen her dressed up before. Almost burned her PBEC at the end of the night.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i you're sweet. wouldn't i be a dream sister in law? aww, you're so cute. why don't you just ask her out?

[pat bohannon]

P A T I'll let Charlie make that call if you ever meet her. I don't even know if she's interested - my only personality trait around her half the time is hungover, wouldn't call it my best look.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i 🤞🏻 luckily for you you wear suffering well. you'll never know if you don't try.

[pat bohannon]

P A T What can I say, the permanently exhausted look's forever in style in the restaurant industry. We'll see - keep it coming with the inspirational quotes and you never know.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i bet she gets up at like 3am, she'll be sympathetic. you miss 100% of the shots you don't take!

[pat bohannon]

P A T I hope you have a book of these in the midst of your chaotic library.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i no but i'm very active on pinterest. how about a trade? if you ask her out, i'll bail on jasper tomorrow. will leave it to the very last minute too, that'll really piss him off.