.american nights

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Just a little baby. Sounds like you guys need to come up with a plan to get rid of everyone for the night so you can have the house to yourselves again.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Shut up!! Are you insinuating that we should throw a party?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Sure am. Or I can. I think it's overdue, don't you think? We need a revival of the themed one we did last summer.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Ok fun fact I was talking to Colt about a theme party this summer! My suggestion was Challengers, obv.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Not a bad suggestion. What did he think?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N He could use more convincing - put in a good word?? Pleaseee

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Will try my best but no promises. We both know how he is. Stubborn as fuck. Let’s have a back up idea. Any other suggestions?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I already told you my idea, your turn to bring something to the table mr big brain frat boy. dont you guys throw silly theme parties all the time?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y I think you’re deflecting with the name calling. It’s ok you only have one idea? That’s kind of lame of you but not the end of the world. Of course I’m the expert. We love Toga parties.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I think it’s bold of you to try to make fun of me when your idea is the most boring and overdone of all time. It’s ok if you’re not creative, Henny! It’s not in all of us! X

[henry albright]

H E N R Y You started it with the really rude stereotype. Just saying.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I called you a smart frat boy i feel like that's the highest compliment and also the truth?? Just say 'tysm Mirren, you creative little angel girl, why don't we all dress like colors of the sunset or as different sexy animals' ?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y You're awfully sarcastic so it's hard to tell. But sure, tysm Mirren. We're not dressing up as colors of the sunset or as sexy animals. What about our own white party?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I'm no Kendrick Lamar, my words don't have all those layers! I think white people throwing a white party is a little too on the nose. White lie party though?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y I was speaking more along the lines of Michael Rubin's white party. But I guess if we're all white it could come cross as not very tasteful. I like the white lie idea though.