.american nights

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Oh, no clue what that is but white lies is always funny. What would your white lie be?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y It’s like the McCarthy party. Covering my friend when he cheated on his girlfriend. You?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N ah. so boujee and crazy, got it. can’t believe we finallly got to go this year - did you know the dad hit on my mom? Iconic. but that makes no sense on a T-shirt? oh, unless you write “my best friend isn’t cheating on his gf.” is he actually? give me the tea. mine would be like “yeah, I definitely remember you!” because I’m really bad with faces.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y I’m not really surprised. You guys all have hot moms. Really? I sort of took you for a “I love your outfit” girl. I didn’t know we were doing t-shirts, if so - I’m almost there. I’m chronically late.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N ok calm down!! duh, that’s what a white lie party is! you write the quote on a white t-shirt. you guys must have very preppy parties. you should do “I didn’t fuck your girlfriend.” incite drama!

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Calm down yourself! You’re acting like no one has ever said your mom is hot. I’m not going to hit on them!! Weirdo. Very preppy parties. Or basic, like the toga ones. If I do that, you have to do one that stirs drama too.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N she'd shut you down anyway sry xx ok fine, if you wear that one then pick mine for me then.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y She would. I'm also a baby in her eyes. I need some time before I can fully decide. Have a few things in mind, but deal.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N ok but you can't tell me you haven't had a hot professor or something. pinterest is there if you're feeling particularly uninspired, sir. how are your brothers? being overachievers as usual?

[henry albright]

H E N R Y Obviously. What about you? Any hot professors over at NYU that caught your eye? Never used it before. Plus, I just like to keep you guessing. Tristan forver will be the overachiever and the favorite. I think it's the medical school, thing. Do you feel like Ruby and Colton are your siblings?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N umm no and i'm dating matt. on that lock down grind. ok well when it's like "you look good with no make-up" i'm giving you 0 points. use it, future girlfriends will be so thankful ah yeah, wanting to help the world probably does give brownie points. i dunno, don't know what having a sibling feels like. probably pretty similar, and i know we fight like them.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y So locked down you don’t even look at another guy? It’s ok to look but not touch, you know. Pretty normal! Ok that one is lame. Definitely not going to be my choice. Are you sure it’ll win me brownie points and not them looking at me super weirdly? Yeah sounds like siblings to me.

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N I’m perfectly happy with him tysm!! And I meant Tristan gets the brownie points for being a med student, duh. Unless you’re a secret eco warrior in the making? Then siblings it is. Just moody ones lately, I feel like we’re all on our periods 24/7 this summer for some reason.

[henry albright]

H E N R Y No need to convince me. I’m just saying it’s perfectly normal to think someone is attractive outside of your boyfriend. Nope. Not me. Sorry to disappoint! Extra moody? How is that even possible?

[mirren hewitt]

M I R R E N Yes, I understand that, stoppp. Unfortunate. No brownie points then, not even a crumb. It is. Random blow ups abound, and all the little kids are on sugar highs. Insanity.