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[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Full hilt? God, like... 3 girls? And I think I've had sex with somewhere between 40-80.

[jane ridley]

JANIE You're not kidding? I like that your buffer is as big as your lowest number btw. Gives you a full range there.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R No. Hahaha, I should have said it could be double that, I don't know. There's this weird thing that happens whenever I break up with a girl, their friends will DM me on the sly 1. asking if it's true, and 2. making a pass at me. Like clockwork.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Indulge any of those offers?

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Of course, I'm not the one breaking girl code. Does sometimes feel like I'm a freak show attraction though.

[jane ridley]

JANIE It’s human anatomy, we all work with what we’ve got. Based on my collected facts at least you’re upfront about it and don’t just set out to get laid and inevitably hurt someone. Sex can actually fuck you up so bad.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R No really, I used to have more bad experiences than good before I started managing it better. How funny would it be if after all this I actually turned out to be totally average?

[jane ridley]

JANIE The disappointment on my face would be SO clear.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R I actually feel nervous hahaha, forget everything I've said!

[jane ridley]

JANIE Too late! Already practicing how to stop my gag reflex.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R You're gonna be the death of me.

[jane ridley]

JANIE Isn’t it wild that you can get past it with pressure points on your hands? Or wiggling your toes?

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Really? That's like a cheat code.

[jane ridley]

JANIE I’m not sure the true science behind it but can say I just tested it and can confirm.

[oscar rutherford]

O S C A R Dying to know what you tested it with.