cora x aisha

[cora wolfe]

CONVERSATION BETWEEN:

CORA & AISHA

[aisha van buren]

AISH is it too soon for you to be back on maid of honor duty?

[cora wolfe]

CORA i will never forgive him for not finding a way for you to get your nails done 😭 but i was having immense withdrawals from sadie's so YES, this has made me the happiest girl in the world and DAMN he did good.

[aisha van buren]

AISH he tried but i'm such a dumbass i thought he was trying to get a break from me and i decided to hang around and try to fight him instead. thanks cora. especially big thanks for not saying i told you so.

[cora wolfe]

CORA the clear tips are sending me, but the social post no notes!!. just so happy for youuu. my fave idiot you've ever been with, dreams really do come trueee

[aisha van buren]

AISH i'm also kinda pissed about doing it while i'm pregnant too but i suppose he gets a pass on that one. aisha beaumont, kind of crazy, kind of correct?

[cora wolfe]

CORA also imagine postpartum?? could have been so much worse. kind of the only correct option. you gonna hyphenate or go full future hotel heiress?

[aisha van buren]

AISH exactly. i was thinking about van beaumont but portmanteaus are for ugly people and feminists. did you hold nathan at gunpoint to get that post?

[cora wolfe]

CORA doesn't really roll like van buren. aisha beaumont does have quite the ring. no that actually came out of nowhere? he's feeling the pressure now. or could have done something fucked up, two options.

[aisha van buren]

AISH yes she does. 💍 oh babygirl, he cheated. where is he?

[cora wolfe]

CORA speaking of ring though, holy shit. ugh. home in Missouri with the national team they have a game there next week. there's no way there's a viable option there he'd go for?

[aisha van buren]

AISH i can thank our moms for that. i don't know, guys love a girl next door type, especially if she rejected him in high school. let's go spy.

[cora wolfe]

CORA thank god he was smart enough to ask. when men think they can go rogue and pick 'what you like'? they still think ovals are cool. Aish you're allergic to St. Louis!

[aisha van buren]

AISH or when they go for sapphires because "it's just like your eyes"?? jail. i actually know someone whose man got his birthstone for her. but i would loooove to expose him. catch him red handed up to the hilt in some farmer girl.

[cora wolfe]

CORA ew what? i hope it wasn't a fucking opal. or a pearl omg. you're supposed to be in love and happy not trying to scheme and rampage 😭