dominic x kendra

[kendra santisi]

kendra been the victim of having a soulmate for better or for worse. great, i'll even let you pick out some art with my approval. did you catch her running away from a farm??

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Ugh tell me about it. Well you know what they say, if you don't want to be a victim then you have to go victimize others. Well no, but she's a bit plain and odd. Though I suppose she could just be poor and/or a bad dresser.

[kendra santisi]

kendra oh no, i look so good when i'm melancholy. and i'm not pregnant so life could be worse. and you're not allergic? i'm shocked, dom.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Aww, like anything could survive in there. It's so rare that I'm around normal girls. Originally it was a bet at that party you weren't invited to. We woke up together but neither of us remember if we had sex, so the only way to know is to try again. My body will instantly recognize her and be repulsed if she's a repeat offender. If not then I've had first contact with the Amish, maybe I'll win a Pulitzer Prize.

[kendra santisi]

kendra and yet somehow gia birthed you. kendrick can win his second one writing an album about your entire experience. what if she converts you and you suddenly discover overalls?

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Can you imagine being sober for 9 months? Awful. He's a national treasure, I was soo into hateful petty summer before it became brat. What if I stage a mutiny and take over the cult for my own?

[kendra santisi]

kendra do you think she actually was though? like, really ponder it. do you think you'd enjoy death by kool-aid? and I do mean that literally, fruit punch cyanide.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom I hope not, I'd have appreciated a little sampler in utero. No, too much sugar. Would you join? You can be a high ranking official. I've been gauging interest lately.

[kendra santisi]

kendra your blood's probably just cabernet. no, i like our associations vague and mild. just the right balance.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Next nosebleed I have is all yours to taste. Do you think we would be friends if we weren't related?

[kendra santisi]

kendra too culty - i don't think I want to belong. socially yes, you party way too much for me to not like you.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom Are you squeamish? I was going to say I wouldn't want to run into you in a dark alley.

[kendra santisi]

kendra worried about disease. i'd be in line for a club? you'd def want to follow me.

[dominic vinten cuvo]

Dom In general or just mine? One is fine albeit lame and the other is a -phobic that'll get you canceled. Right, in line where you belong. I'd waltz on by you.

[kendra santisi]

kendra we love the gays here, dom. don't be a twitter warrior. yes, to the doorman who would say 'who are you' and tell you to leave. sometimes good things come to those who wait. like mind bending orgasms.