. almost idyllic

[pat bohannon]

P A T I’m not either. Haven’t talked to her since, I don’t know what would make you think that or what you think I’m hiding but stop.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i fine.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Do you genuinely think I’m talking to other girls?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i don't see how else you could be so indifferent.

[pat bohannon]

P A T I said I trust you and I meant that, I don’t know how that’s turning into me talking to other people but that’s on you. Check my phone, check my DM’s, whatever.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i fine, i believe you.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Convince yourself you mean that first, then get back to me.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i i mean it.

[pat bohannon]

P A T You can say it in person later. I’m not out here trying to fuck with your head. It’s a weird circumstance we’re both dealing with and this is the way I’m choosing to.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i fine, whatever.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Anything else while you’re at it?

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i your cousin and his gf are like, completely obsessed with each other. do you think we should be more like that?

[pat bohannon]

P A T Charlie noticed the same about us, remember. We’re different people, it shows in different ways. I don’t actually like having people too close to me, for example. But it feels weird to me if you’re far away.

[stassi siminski]

s t a s s i that's true. i am totally, completely obsessed with you, btw. i'd switch my whole tiktok feed to just you if i didn't think you'd hate that.

[pat bohannon]

P A T Do your ever think your followers might actually want you to find someone out of this? I’m obsessed with you too, for the record. You want to know how I can stand it, sometimes? Because I know I actually get you, not some always-on version.