. devil's due

[drew nickford]

Drew You would have us be outside in the cold? 🥺

[thompson weathers]

T O M Yes. Tell Jane to accept my proposal and we can talk.

[drew nickford]

Drew There you go, your gift will be a giant ring that she gets to keep when she says no.

[thompson weathers]

T O M No deal!

[drew nickford]

Drew Ok Howie Mandel. Convince me why she should.

[thompson weathers]

T O M ☑️ I'm disgustingly, horrifically wealthy. ☑️ I'm remarkably handsome. ☑️ I don't care what she does. ☑️ The sex is great. ☑️ She'd be a second wife so no real pressure. ☑️ Did I mention that I'm grotesquely rich?

[drew nickford]

Drew But what are the terms?

[thompson weathers]

T O M If we divorce in less than 5 years she gets nada. After that she gets half of everything accrued in the time we were married. $1m per child per year, should she ever change her mind. Maybe $2m for a boy.

[drew nickford]

Drew Oof. No children, she divorces you the next day - maybe you'll get warmer.

[thompson weathers]

T O M No obligation to have kids, just an incentive to. Those are the terms. It's a good deal for a farm girl, Drew, we're not talking thoroughbred here.

[drew nickford]

Drew Excuse you, that girl is an absolute goddess. As if you're the first billionaire with an interest in her. I'm telling you, as is that's a solid no. But do involve me in proposal planning, I'd love to film the moment!

[thompson weathers]

T O M Easy to put them off. Pretty bottle girls aren't exactly hard to come by in this city. Certainly won't be getting a better offer than that, I know the market rates. Oh I've already asked.

[drew nickford]

Drew Do you need to be fixed up? I know it's hard to quit Janie but I can help you try. Doesn't count in bed.

[thompson weathers]

T O M No thanks, Jane or bust. What about over text?

[drew nickford]

Drew Aww do you love her? Even worse!