. devil's due

[thompson weathers]

T O M Let's not be crazy. Can't do anything else at this stage.

[drew nickford]

Drew How did you propose to your ex wife?

[thompson weathers]

T O M Technically still my wife. She told me she was pregnant and I called my lawyer and then when he told me I couldn't force her to have an abortion, I proposed. She was present for the lawyer phone convo, had it on speakerphone so she knew her rights.

[drew nickford]

Drew God you suck.

[thompson weathers]

T O M She was very smug about it, I proposed through gritted teeth. I'm kidding, I did love her. I do suck though.

[drew nickford]

Drew So why are you even entertaining proposals if you're still married? Maybe you need a life coach.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Almost divorced. Tell me about your life. What do you think your next husband will be like?

[drew nickford]

Drew Who's holding it up? If I left Marco it would have to be for someone completely unlike him. Specifically, Michael B. Jordan. Not so specifically, a foreign investor or heir whose job I don't really understand and he only asks for feet pics in return.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Sometimes her, sometimes me. Her at the moment. The feet pics heydays are over Drew, girls are giving them away for $10 a pop.

[drew nickford]

Drew Ooh marriage purgatory, fun. Hush, it's my fantasy/hypothetical. That man will love mine in particular.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Custody negotiation is a bitch. Maybe Michael B Jordan is reaaally into feet.

[drew nickford]

Drew Why not just take one kid each? Or into me in general, I'd gladly have sex with him. Marco knows this, he's my hall pass.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Mimi2 is so much better than Mimi1, we both know it. Who's Marco's?

[drew nickford]

Drew Honestly, can you tell them apart? Margot Robbie. Which I mean, duh.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Not looking at them but Mimi1 has awful vibes. Oh, how obvious.