. devil's due

[drew nickford]

Drew Aw that's sad, true daddy's girl. The names are too similar as well. But I get it. So far no movies together, we shall see.

[thompson weathers]

T O M It's how I know they're mine. ❤️ Would you guys ever swing?

[drew nickford]

Drew I don't think so. I'm too lazy, he's too shy. And there are so many weirdos. Would you ever be monogamous?

[thompson weathers]

T O M I've done it before, it's meh. Emotionally, yes, maybe.

[drew nickford]

Drew Tell me your ideal marriage.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Smoking hot woman around my age, no kids of her own ideally, down for one or two more... do what we want behind closed doors, turn a blind eye to each others indiscretions, keep up appearances.  You?

[drew nickford]

Drew Not as terrible as I expected. So an open marriage? Living it, obvs! I love what we have. We get our separate time, work and friends. When he gets back it's fun and exciting.

[thompson weathers]

T O M I guess so. Don't be gross Drew, no one is in a truly happy marriage.

[drew nickford]

Drew You're so cynical, weather boy. I hope by your fifth wife you'll feel a little something.

[thompson weathers]

T O M No I've decided I'm only going for one more, so you tell Jane that she's my one and only from here on out. Want to be a part of our wedding?

[drew nickford]

Drew I will tell her that when you are actually an eligible bachelor. Duh, I'd be a bridesmaid. Instead of flying doves there will be flying pigs, and the venue will be a frozen-over hell?

[thompson weathers]

T O M So never?? You'll be surprised. I won't, I've always known.

[drew nickford]

Drew Oh really? Tell me the moment you knew.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Love at first sight, obviously. Nah, she gives the best head in the business so first time she did that.

[drew nickford]

Drew It can be both! Now the most important question: what made you cut your hair?