. devil's due

[thompson weathers]

T O M Love at first suck. Come on then, you’re the expert - when and how did you know that Marco was the one for you? I lost a bet with my stylist, that was the forfeit.

[drew nickford]

Drew The first time he ordered something off the menu that I had decided against, just so I could have both and not feel fomo? We've shared plates and drinks ever since. 💕 He knows my tastes so well. Bravo to them. The Jesus look aged you.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Now I understand why my sister says the bar is in hell. I needed the gravitas for my Significant Business Deals.

[drew nickford]

Drew It is rough out there for women. But I can't share my romance with you! Ask Marco for tips next time you see him. What's your eccentric businessman quirk? Do you hold meetings in an office with aquarium walls, sign things exclusively in purple ink, etc.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Oh no thanks, Jane's not that kinda girl, no need. My current bit is going into any of the offices I'm on the board for, with no warning, wandering around the floor and declaring that someone's desk is mine now and that they have to move. Then I get them to enter their credentials and I go on Reddit, Instagram etc, browsing their accounts openly until someone plucks up the courage to come up to me. Word's getting around though so I'm going to have to come up with something new soon.

[drew nickford]

Drew I think she would sooner marry me. Oh what a nightmare. How many people have you sexually harassed?

[thompson weathers]

T O M I think you're wrong. Legit. Zero, wouldn't look good in my divorce proceedings.

[drew nickford]

Drew It is so touching how obsessed you are with her. Hmm so restraint or very good bribery. Have you dated anyone recently?

[thompson weathers]

T O M I'm devoted. Define dated. Do you miss dating?

[drew nickford]

Drew Consistently seeing a person for an extended period of time, not necessarily exclusively. No, dating sucked 80% of the time. Now I get to hear about it and it sounds even worse.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Hmm, one, technically? Maybe two but I'm cutting the second, I just wanted to find out more about her ex husband's business. You really think you can be satisfied with one person for the rest of your life? And I say this as a Marco fan.

[drew nickford]

Drew If it's not Jane, tell me about her. My husband is an actor so really he's like 15 people in one. I have an imagination and the scandalous tales of my beautiful friends.

[thompson weathers]

T O M Usual type. Blonde, leggy, curves. Not a cocktail waitress bc I'm learning. ❤️ You're not even thirty!

[drew nickford]

Drew More like yearning. We have been married for a year! Stop meddling and get your own divorce.

[thompson weathers]

T O M I'm even gonna get a prenup next time, that's growth. No itch yet? Working on it.