. wolf moon

[pat bohannon]

Pat The holy trinity. Benny'll have to earn his brownie points now with the grandkid before you guys take over.

[jack kearney]

Jack They can have the spotlight for a couple years. You want to know something crazier? Guess who's debuting a girlfriend for the very first time this Thanksgiving.

[pat bohannon]

Pat Uh oh, who?

[jack kearney]

Jack Petey! Petey who sees more bears than he does people and would rather live in the woods. He met a girl studying ecology in his part of Wyo.

[pat bohannon]

Pat Holy shit you're kidding. Birds of a feather flock together. Probably literally in their case - think they'll be out there bird watching the grey skies the whole time?

[jack kearney]

Jack Yeah man, wild stuff. It's huge, everyone's buzzing about it but trying not to spook him. Their version of a date is probably some crazy survivalist adventure but hey, whatever works for them.

[pat bohannon]

Pat What if they go on like, Naked and Afraid together or some shit? I think they'd make it.

[jack kearney]

Jack That might be their honeymoon. I'll have to skip that episode. Off topic but do you listen to Syl's podcast ever?

[pat bohannon]

Pat Didn't know you still watched, I had to cut it out after we binged 3 seasons that one Thanksgiving when we got snowed in. Sometimes, depends on the episode. More of a Pod Save America guy. Why?

[jack kearney]

Jack I'm more loyal to Love Is Blind these days, new seasons are like a holiday in our house. Her most recent one, it was talking about differences between men and women. I don't even know how to ask this, it's embarrassing. Have you ever had a girlfriend who was so interested in...holding it??

[pat bohannon]

Pat Holding...what? My dick, her orgasm? I'm gonna need more context.

[jack kearney]

Jack The former. There's some fascination with holding it while we take a piss!

[pat bohannon]

Pat Oh. Yeahhh have yet to encounter that. Did have a girl who loved cockwarming though. That wasn't too bad of a winter.

[jack kearney]

Jack She's incorrigible. If only they knew how convenient dicks and balls are. I told Sylvia to walk around with a hair dryer between her legs all day.

[pat bohannon]

Pat What are you, a science project? Really generous length you gave the average guy there too, bud.