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[jack kearney]

Jack I'll probably cave but at what cost? Well hey, there are those portable hotel ones. Variety.

[pat bohannon]

Pat Put on blast on the podcast. Though happy wife, happy life isn't it? I wouldn't put her past it to have tried that.

[jack kearney]

Jack In exchange she might want me to try one of those period pain simulators. Did Stassi ever try any of those Tiktok trends on you?

[pat bohannon]

Pat I don't know what's scarier when I see those videos - the machines themselves or how girls barely even flinch on pain level 20. Not really her kind of content, but once or twice has begged me to try some viral food combination. She got really into the cucumber salad thing for a minute and I don't trust her with a mandolin so. Was on slicing duty for a couple weeks.

[jack kearney]

Jack Or those fake pregnancy bellies! Oh yeah, Sylvia gets into those too. In our house my stomach is the garbage disposal, though the "put cottage cheese in everything" phase lasted a bit too long.

[pat bohannon]

Pat Oh shit, I could actually eat cottage cheese every day of my life. Just straight up. You guys planning on coming back here any time soon? Might try to surprise Stas with a trip to LA next year if we survive the holidays.

[jack kearney]

Jack One of those things I can't look at the same since the diner. We're doing Montana for Thanksgiving then London for Christmas, but maybe I could float a NYC NYE on the tail end of the holidays? Otherwise we'll shelter you in the winter anytime, get you some good old sunshine.

[pat bohannon]

Pat Your loss. Don't overstretch, I'll probably be in Philly for NYE anyway with the fam and just hope the Bodega party doesn't burn the place down without us being there. I'll keep you posted on LA though, always sounds nice in the doldrums of February. Feel like we have to go to Disneyland, she's never been.

[jack kearney]

Jack More for you! Good for the gains. I'll accept that trade, Disney would be a good time. How is she around kids?

[pat bohannon]

Pat Deathly allergic, basically. But I also think she'd love it there simultaneously.

[jack kearney]

Jack To be fair the Disney adults are a bit weird too. I'll tell Sylvia to keep her February books free, she'd love that. I'm shocked she hasn't invited Stassi onto the pod.

[pat bohannon]

Pat Again, she'd be both repelled and intrigued by them. God that would be a trip but I dunno. Half the time I'm still trying to figure out if she wants it to be out we're together or not. Lotta layers.

[jack kearney]

Jack How do you introduce each other to people?

[pat bohannon]

Pat Depends who it is. Everyone close to us knows, random people who see us in and out of Bodega know. We don't really hide it but at the same time she still does have her tiktok thing.

[jack kearney]

Jack Is boyfriend content less fun? There are some pretty cool famous couples out there.